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WinchesterRising
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 August 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 595
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after getting my car completely fixed after it being damaged for a year, I was driving and the entire side panel on the car fell off. The repair man forgot to put the screws back in. FML

#6289150
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26027) - you deserved it (1603)

On 11/13/2009 at 4:23pm - misc - by 205 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

#6286266
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16215) - you deserved it (10689)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36569) - you deserved it (3837)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that if you are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning and only put on a top, you should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves you standing up, turning around and grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML

#6264237
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6117) - you deserved it (33598)

On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got an invitation to my "going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

#6243390
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25592) - you deserved it (1324)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:16pm - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. 20 minutes into the job, I was told 'Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go.' Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML

#6208553
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22850) - you deserved it (1594)

On 11/08/2009 at 5:07am - work - by FML (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. FML

#6095339
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27630) - you deserved it (3064)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

#6084223
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25964) - you deserved it (6934)

On 10/31/2009 at 1:32pm - kids - by apparentnerd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
192 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

#5198874
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38613) - you deserved it (4654)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

#5198874
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38613) - you deserved it (4654)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

#5198874
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I agree, your life sucks (38613) - you deserved it (4654)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)



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