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WillowB47

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WillowB47 : Heyy I'm Willow. I am quiet at first but when i get to no you, you will know im not. I love music literally anything but country my favorite types are classic rock like rolling stones to pink floyd and rap, heavy metal, and blues. I play some guitar and sing i play softball and tennis. Batman is above all of you ❤️So anyways if you want kik me; bragg_willow and/or add me on snapchat; weepingwillow47 i won't bite.. Maybe????

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WillowB47's favorite FMLs

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (363) - you deserved it (18800)

On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML

#21130965
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42401) - you deserved it (3574)

On 05/04/2014 at 10:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

#21126320
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43569) - you deserved it (4979)

On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

#21123212
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40397) - you deserved it (16908)

On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML

#21118067
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39076) - you deserved it (4398)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:21pm - misc - by Not-pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories sake". FML

#21115090
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49200) - you deserved it (4143)

On 04/16/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by exasperated (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML

#21114779
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54836) - you deserved it (5681)

On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

#21113897
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40439) - you deserved it (4233)

On 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm - love - by gerontofuck (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML

#21109873
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49642) - you deserved it (4844)

On 04/10/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by freakedout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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