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About WillowB47 : Heyy I'm Willow. I am quiet at first but when i get to no you, you will know im not. I love music literally anything but country my favorite types are classic rock like rolling stones to pink floyd and rap, heavy metal, and blues. I play some guitar and sing i play softball and tennis. Batman is above all of you ❤️So anyways if you want kik me; bragg_willow and/or add me on snapchat; weepingwillow47 i won't bite.. Maybe????
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