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About WillowB47 : Heyy I'm Willow. I have some purple hair...I love music literally anything except country my favorite types are classic rock like rolling stones to pink floyd and rap, heavy metal, and blues. I play some guitar and sing i play varsity tennis. I'm an artist currently in Graphic Commercial Arts ✌🏻️Batman is above all of you ❤️So anyways if you want to talk kik me; bragg_willow and/or add me on snapchat; weepingwillow47 and ig weeping_wilo i hate the messaging on here, I won't bite.. Maybe????
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