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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Wilffe56 : I decided Wilffe56 instead of Wolffe for some random reason...

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Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20990) - you deserved it (1645)

On 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22978) - you deserved it (1367)

On 09/27/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by WTF (man) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25736) - you deserved it (2983)

On 09/26/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by JT (man) - Luxembourg

Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25898) - you deserved it (2251)

On 09/07/2015 at 10:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my neighbor pointed to me and said to his best friend, "This motherfucker still lives with his mama. That's why he can't get no pussy." I'm thirty. My neighbor is eleven, and correct. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23287) - you deserved it (6321)

On 09/06/2015 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I met my Canadian friend at the airport. As we were heading into the city, I told him not to worry about all the US stereotypes and that gun crime in my city is rare. A few hours later, we witnessed a guy get shot in the street in broad daylight. Now he's too scared to leave the house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24412) - you deserved it (2590)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:30am - misc - by fuckyoudeadgunnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting ready to go out with my family. As I was putting my phone in my purse, my father told me I wouldn't need it because we were going to spend 'quality time' together. The entire time I was there, everyone was staring at their phone. I was the only one without one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23791) - you deserved it (2544)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:15am - misc - by idk (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML


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On 09/03/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by kp - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29920) - you deserved it (2321)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33761) - you deserved it (5006)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML


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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (512973) - you deserved it (32838)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

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