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Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38412) - you deserved it (2810)

On 12/01/2009 at 11:17am - work - by HP_22 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13585) - you deserved it (29229)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by helper (man) - Costa Rica (Heredia)

Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21764) - you deserved it (29433)

On 10/26/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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