Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

WildOshawott

Search for a member

WildOshawott

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 115
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WildOshawott : Hi, everybody!

WildOshawott's page activity

Visits<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 10:47pm<b>dinosxxrawr</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 12:46pm<b>glorialaura21</b> - the 10/15/2013 at 8:07pm<b>Solarfaze</b> - the 08/13/2013 at 12:46am<b>stephano12345</b> - the 08/12/2013 at 1:11am<b>kingghidorah</b> - the 08/11/2013 at 12:38pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 08/10/2013 at 4:21am<b>redwrath</b> - the 08/10/2013 at 3:13am<b>sk8_king</b> - the 08/10/2013 at 1:38am<b>Cumbe</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 7:01pm<b>Sporky13</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 6:47pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 2:35pm<b>thehuntress309</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 9:04am<b>CynicalAhole22</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 8:47am<b>RodzillaX</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 7:40am<b>cutiedimples</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 6:25am

WildOshawott's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of WildOshawott's badges

WildOshawott's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

#20836671
111 comments

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

#19984638
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (5148)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (2471)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

#8873623
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21426) - you deserved it (2151)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realised I hate my cat. She has 'stress incontinence', which involved her peeing all over my house. Last week I found out she'd been peeing on my stove, and I can't clean off the smell. Now whenever I try to cook some food, the kitchen is flooded with the scent of burning cat pee. FML

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33340) - you deserved it (5390)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML

#4068517
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32495) - you deserved it (11926)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:07am - work - by OhNo. (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: