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WildInTheStreets
  • Town/Country : Pismo Beach, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 July 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 290
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13131) - you deserved it (34868)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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