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Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11521) - you deserved it (46715)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

#17112659
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35375) - you deserved it (4011)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29280) - you deserved it (2012)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)



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