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Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens in a classroom and it was locked. When the security officer showed up, he asked if the mittens I was looking for were the ones on my hands. I even had to take one of them off to call them. FML


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On 02/05/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by swarm20 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML


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On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML


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