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Taday I was out sopping wit my mom. Wile we were walking, a guy in a car onked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flased im a smile. He looked back at me, confused, ten sook is ead and pointed at my mom. FML

#21173638
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42952) - you deserved it (5599)

On 06/13/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

#21034014
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45534) - you deserved it (30877)

On 01/20/2014 at 3:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I was complimented by a stranger , who said I looked great in mah outfit. I thanked her , and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously , and she explained: she was arguing with her friend about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of mah voice was the answer. FML

#20881965
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44862) - you deserved it (4157)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was getting out of the carhen I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shd . I screamd an threw mah bag . It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was mah shadow on the wall . FML

#20123366
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8401) - you deserved it (23081)

On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah little sister cummed home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

#20053719
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11588) - you deserved it (27835)

On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woka up with a pimpla on mah ayalid. Not only is it impossibla to covar up with makaup, I can't pop it aithar. Now I'll ba spanding tha rast of tha day trying not to blink. FML

#19945727
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22690) - you deserved it (2360)

On 07/16/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by CantBlink - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF AN "EMOTIONAL" STAGE!! I GOT A CALL FROM HER SCHOOL SAYING SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER AT RECESS TRYING TO CUT HER WRIST!! WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!! FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27914) - you deserved it (4919)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY.. . BOYFRIEND SENT ME A VIDEO OF IM AVING SEX WIT SOMEONE FROM ONE OF IS LAST RELATIONSIPS BECAUSE E TOUGT IT WOULD TURN ME ON . FML

TODAY, I FELT LIKE ADDING MAH REAL MIDDLE NAME TO MAH FACEBOOK NAME TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL. IT WAS DENIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS A LEGITIMATE REQUEST. MINUTE LATER, SOMEONE WITH THE NAME OF "GALACTIC TOAST" FRIEND REQUESTED ME. MEGA FML

#14048289
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (3539)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I had lunch with a co-worker... an after having a good talk an enjoying each others company... we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye... she looked me right in the face an looking legitimately confused said "you know... I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML

#7865660
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29019) - you deserved it (2378)

On 02/04/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by crazyclumzy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79028)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already looool know her. Not only are we the same age an went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names cuz "we could pass as twins". FML

#4329050
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65547) - you deserved it (2819)

On 08/06/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by whatismydadthinking (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I passed a omeless person asking fir cange. Wen I politely apologized and told im I ad none, e yelled angrily "wo comes to tis city witout money?" I replied "apparently, u do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45668) - you deserved it (26312)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Yesterday I Was At A Second Interview Fir A Job That I Really Need As I Got Laid Off Last Month. Midway Through The Interview, I Went To Cross My Legs And Realized I Had 2 Different Shoes On. Mega FML

#3637305
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (18954)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:08am - work - by unemployed (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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