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Whodat2013
  • Town/Country : Plano, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39052) - you deserved it (4425)

On 08/26/2013 at 8:22pm - work - by gunnerdog (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

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245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31984) - you deserved it (10270)

On 11/24/2012 at 8:54am - intimacy - by ladylol (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32418) - you deserved it (3053)

On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30264) - you deserved it (3223)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)



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