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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 778
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35344) - you deserved it (7633)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (2685)

On 03/30/2013 at 12:06am - misc - by ShellShocked - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11774) - you deserved it (19212)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32819) - you deserved it (3049)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)



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