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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About WhoSaidDat : What's good amigos. Not sure what to put here.. Uhm I'm an athlete. FML is my go-to when I'm bored. So I come here a lot. Adios

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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34726) - you deserved it (119495)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

#20583566
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39099) - you deserved it (17787)

On 04/10/2013 at 1:41pm - work - by birdiebeth13 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

#20580991
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38423) - you deserved it (5895)

On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38823) - you deserved it (6522)

On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)



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