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About WhoSaidDat : What's good amigos. Not sure what to put here.. Uhm I'm an athlete. FML is my go-to when I'm bored. So I come here a lot. Adios
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Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Monday 1 September 2014