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Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML
by EvilBubbles / 01/08/2015 at 10:45pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Intimacy
by Ajwc95 / 12/20/2014 at 4:25am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML
by MedStudent90 / 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by pooplife / 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
by liishax3 / 11/22/2014 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/15/2014 at 8:22pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML
by izzy46111 / 11/11/2014 at 11:56am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by John / 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm / United States / Kids
by Jamestown of Vagina / 09/13/2014 at 10:36am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Work
by mayoshampoo / 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by the3goatlady / 09/01/2014 at 12:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
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