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Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML

#8132477
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23856) - you deserved it (2970)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:58pm - kids - by Rehab (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37759) - you deserved it (2611)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

#8083041
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (7172)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33457) - you deserved it (4385)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

#8042799
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23787) - you deserved it (3351)

On 02/09/2010 at 3:19am - kids - by matchristityler (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

#8012707
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21333) - you deserved it (1421)

On 02/08/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by dmachin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

#7973705
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24880) - you deserved it (2231)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by mrmr - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

#7962571
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37249) - you deserved it (3356)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29674) - you deserved it (2410)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML

#7948337
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25675) - you deserved it (4095)

On 02/06/2010 at 8:19pm - work - by Enrique (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML

#7946565
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5267) - you deserved it (34508)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

#7905644
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4130) - you deserved it (38008)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by goldenshower (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

#7904015
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20347) - you deserved it (1753)

On 02/05/2010 at 11:29am - intimacy - by donkeyd - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

#7902895
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23064) - you deserved it (5146)

On 02/05/2010 at 10:14am - misc - by fububc - Sent from mobile version

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

#7901856
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31905) - you deserved it (7567)

On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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