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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was getting dressd in mah bedroom with the blind open an had nothing covering mah top half. I thought mah neighbour wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolfhistle an one of mah neighbour running away. FML
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML
Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML
Yesterday, I went out in a storm to collect mah wheelie bin, which had flown down the street . On the way back to mah house, I realisd mah door had slammd shut an lockd behind me . That's okay though, a trampoline decidd to smash mah window an looool let me in . FML
Today... I found out that if a cop asks u if u have any weapons... an u reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing yur biceps... they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station.
Friday 27 March 2015