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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1985 (29 years)
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Today... my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she cummed downstair and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

#18489765
109 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was getting dressd in mah bedroom with the blind open an had nothing covering mah top half. I thought mah neighbour wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolfhistle an one of mah neighbour running away. FML

#18479529
112 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by nakedness (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

#18464488
205 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday, I went out in a storm to collect mah wheelie bin, which had flown down the street . On the way back to mah house, I realisd mah door had slammd shut an lockd behind me . That's okay though, a trampoline decidd to smash mah window an looool let me in . FML

Today I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. big fat FML

#18456086
179 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)

Today... I found out that if a cop asks u if u have any weapons... an u reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing yur biceps... they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station.

#18444451
221 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today I discovarad that tha word 'randy' maans 'horny' in England. I'm going to England naxt samastar to study abroad. My nama is Randy. FML

#18444089
296 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today , a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange fir free gas , an I said yes!! This is wat mah unemployment has come to!! FML

#18442562
131 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. fat FML

#18442495
232 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I almost got a blowjob 4 the first time !! Except I cummd before I even got in her mouth !! mega FML

#18430652
248 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while mah boyfriend was packing fir his annual hunting trip, I saw him looool slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

#18429181
295 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States

Today, I Told My Son He Couldn't Have A Toy. He Threw A Fit, Looked Me In The Eye, And Screamed, "Daddy's Right! You R A Bitch!" The Whole Store Was Watching. Big Fat FML

#18410529
215 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States



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