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Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
143 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatchd my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

#20651616
102 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 6:11am - misc - by Uwrongfodat (man) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile packing for a trip , my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names , thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

#20649670
102 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 10:44am - intimacy - by oops - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a looool nurse stoppd me. She exclaimd... "Wow you r so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrestd, an we all got find 4 creating a public disturbance. When I explaind I wasn't with them, the group backd me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, an now I have to go to court. real FML

#20639737
66 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, I was berated by a pharmacist, who said that kids these days are on so many unnecessary medications fir "fake diseases". I was just trying to pick up the medication I've been prescribed to control my epilepsy. FML

Today, mah boss fird me for acting ( inappropriately ) at work !! I gave him a hug !! He's mah dad !! FML

#20638777
104 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I Met Ma Boyfriend's Mom 4 Te Frst Time. I Introduced Myself And Went To Sake Er And. Se Looked Me Up And Down And Said , ( I Don't Sake Ands Wit Wores. )

#20636996
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On 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm - love - by Jes_jes18 (woman) - United States

TODAY, I HAD A GIANT SCANTRON TEST!! AFTER PUTTING 10 ANSWERS, I NOTICED EVERY SINGLE ANSWER WAS A!! I GOT FREAKED OUT AND STARTED PUTTING RANDOM ANSWERS!! TURNS OUT EVERY ANSWER ON THE TEST WAS A!! I FAILED!! FML

#20636525
118 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:02am - work - by FireoftheFuture - United States

2day I was fred on my second day of work after a year an a half of unemployment!! Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy"!! FML

#20617597
100 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

#20613403
176 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML

#20611147
88 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, IT'S ONLY DAY OFF WORK IN AHILE. I TOLD BOSS I'D BE AVAILABLE VIA PHONE IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES. SO FAR I'VE BEEN CALLD THREE TIMES: TO ASK HOW THE FAX WORKS, TO LET ME KNOW IT'S A SLOW DAY, AND TO ASK MEHERE THE LETTER R IS ON A KEYBOARD. FML

#20604416
99 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

looool 2day in mah psychology class wa wara covaring OCDs. I hava an issua with craasad papar and mah bast friand brought it up , so 4 tha naxt hour mah class matas sat scrawing up papar to saa how long I could continuously hava a panic attack. big fat FML



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