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Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37862) - you deserved it (4676)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
178 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
425 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
274 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
429 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
528 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
390 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

#16983308
175 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
223 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
201 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
218 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
556 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

#16868516
94 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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