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Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53595) - you deserved it (8025)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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