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Today , I ad to play ta rola of suparman in a production on staga !! Tay ad to stuff my undarwaar cuz my 'ting' wasn't big anoug !! maga FML

#2769644
196 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Taday I was alone in mah friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in mah head all day so I decidd to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I hered a noise outside an saw mah friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

#2767851
181 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I Went To A Dodger Game With My Crush. Between Innings , The "Kiss Cam" Came Up On The Big Screen. The Camera Happened To Land On Us , And When My Crush Saw Us On The Screen , He Leaned Away From Me And Buried His Face In His Hands. Everyone Saw , And Sympathetically Said "Awww." FML

#2763801
156 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by dodgerkiss (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was on the bushen my crush told me to come an sit with him . I got all excited, especiallyhen he putted his arm around me . He thenhispered in my ear "Hey, is yur friend over there single?" fat FML

#2761787
77 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by vishurricanes (man) - United States (Florida)

2day it was my girlfriend's birthday!! To surprise her I told her that I was going away on business and could not be there on her birthday!! When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake she opens the door in her underwear beside a man in his boxers!! She was surprised!! big fat FML

#2754553
215 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by SURPRISE (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walkd into te batroom an found ma looool sister cleaning er vibrator. Wit ma tootbrus. FML

#2740699
364 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah husband and I decidd to get a little frisky in bd!! After we were done we lay spent on our bd then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway!! To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well!! FML

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, the girl I am in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe 4 2 weeks, she is even paying 4 the flights an accommodation !! It's because I am such a special friend to her an she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married !! FML

#2732892
251 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:28pm - love - by doomed (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

yesterday my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon,hich I'm allergic to. FML

#2720666
152 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

Today.. . I got prostate examination fir the first time . Now I can't decide what's worse.. . the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger.. . or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know . FML

#2715001
245 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

I Was At A 21st Birtday Party. It Got To Ta Bit Wara Tay Blow Out Ta Candlas And Ta Girl Osting Blaw Out Ar Candlas. Wila Sa Was Blowing I Wispard To Ta Falla Naxt To Ma... "Tat's Not Ta Only Ting Sa'll Ba Blowing Tonigt". Ta Guy Naxt To Ma Was Ar Dad. FML

#2713232
151 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to tell a grl I liked she couldn't sleep over cuz I live with mah parents. I'm 24. big fat FML

#2711577
137 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:32am - intimacy - by levit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Discovered Boyfriend Of 5 Months Runs A Website Where Men Can Submit Nude Or Semi Nude Pictures Of Their Ex's For Revenge. FML

#2658374
300 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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