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About What_fut_YADY : I'm here for enjoyment.
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Taday I was alone in mah friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in mah head all day so I decidd to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I hered a noise outside an saw mah friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML
Today , I Went To A Dodger Game With My Crush. Between Innings , The "Kiss Cam" Came Up On The Big Screen. The Camera Happened To Land On Us , And When My Crush Saw Us On The Screen , He Leaned Away From Me And Buried His Face In His Hands. Everyone Saw , And Sympathetically Said "Awww." FML
Taday I was on the bushen my crush told me to come an sit with him . I got all excited, especiallyhen he putted his arm around me . He thenhispered in my ear "Hey, is yur friend over there single?" fat FML
2day it was my girlfriend's birthday!! To surprise her I told her that I was going away on business and could not be there on her birthday!! When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake she opens the door in her underwear beside a man in his boxers!! She was surprised!! big fat FML
Today, mah husband and I decidd to get a little frisky in bd!! After we were done we lay spent on our bd then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway!! To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well!! FML
Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
Today, the girl I am in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe 4 2 weeks, she is even paying 4 the flights an accommodation !! It's because I am such a special friend to her an she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married !! FML
yesterday my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon,hich I'm allergic to. FML
Today.. . I got prostate examination fir the first time . Now I can't decide what's worse.. . the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger.. . or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know . FML
I Was At A 21st Birtday Party. It Got To Ta Bit Wara Tay Blow Out Ta Candlas And Ta Girl Osting Blaw Out Ar Candlas. Wila Sa Was Blowing I Wispard To Ta Falla Naxt To Ma... "Tat's Not Ta Only Ting Sa'll Ba Blowing Tonigt". Ta Guy Naxt To Ma Was Ar Dad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015