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About WhaleWhyNot : | Tumblr | Cats | Music | School | My name is Bailey, and there's not much to my life. But then again there's too much. At least for me to handle. | "That's all she wrote." |

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML


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