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WhaleWhyNot

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About WhaleWhyNot : | Tumblr | Cats | Music | School | My name is Bailey, and there's not much to my life. But then again there's too much. At least for me to handle. | "That's all she wrote." |

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, it's been a week since I've been in hospital. No one has been to visit me. The nurses have nicknamed me "The Lonely One." FML

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