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WhaleInANail's favorite FMLs

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55292) - you deserved it (4821)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone, which I had left behind in lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years old." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41621) - you deserved it (12530)

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