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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25994) - you deserved it (3554)

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