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WhackTheJackal

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WhackTheJackal

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 519
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About WhackTheJackal : This website is fucking stupid as It thinks itself as a super official website that must uphold all rules.

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Visits<b>Maltos1997</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 3:36pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 12:46am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 6:22pm<b>rabid_otaku</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 10:16pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 7:41am<b>jazzyp424</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 12:51am<b>TSDerandel</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:10pm<b>PickledSweets</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:50pm<b>StrangeNigga</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:28am<b>AnimeAddict95</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:12pm<b>crazycarlos23</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 8:14am<b>ironicallyalive</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:03am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:29pm<b>LoganGillease</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:53pm<b>Ghosty546</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:31am<b>Kyra1</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:53am<b>baegirl33</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:27am<b>emxy92</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:23am

Fucked!<b>jazzyp424</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 6:51am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 5:04am<b>LaserRazor</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:16am<b>Blippety</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:32am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:55am<b>choslayer</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 10:21pm<b>HAMY</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:21pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 5:13am<b>rabid_otaku</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 7:06am<b>KaneHunter</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 9:54pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 3:54pm<b>stephenseiber1</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 1:01am<b>neverfuckacactus</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 2:02pm<b>christiekirk</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 12:16am

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML



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