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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1301
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About WhaTrWe5 : Well...i never been to Disney land...i bet it would be ass though.
sometimes when i stare up at the sun...i wish i was as bright...so i could burn peoples corneas...
I have this notion that if everyone were to put a bag over their head for a day, we would all make a new friend...
I really hate filling out these profile thingys because half of you arent going to read them...so i just sat here...typing this...for nothing...
and yes ppl i was actually born on Cinco de Mayo, but im not mexican...although mexican people are pretty cool...

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Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48948) - you deserved it (3993) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I got home from my holidays to find my flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked, she has also redecorated the rooms. FML

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Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

#14751660
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26771) - you deserved it (4694)

On 01/29/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32443) - you deserved it (3939)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

#14747577
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8412) - you deserved it (104444)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26785) - you deserved it (12756)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8594) - you deserved it (27145)

On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

#14023842
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34710) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)



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