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About WhaTrWe5 : Well...i never been to Disney land...i bet it would be ass though.
sometimes when i stare up at the sun...i wish i was as bright...so i could burn peoples corneas...
I have this notion that if everyone were to put a bag over their head for a day, we would all make a new friend...
I really hate filling out these profile thingys because half of you arent going to read them...so i just sat here...typing this...for nothing...
and yes ppl i was actually born on Cinco de Mayo, but im not mexican...although mexican people are pretty cool...
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Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
Monday 1 September 2014