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Westy543
  • Town/Country : ..., California, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Westy543 : I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

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Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (149257) - you deserved it (30024)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:37am - animals - by Rhyno - United States (New York)

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Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (60245)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)