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WesleyW32
  • Town/Country : Florida, United States
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  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WesleyW32 : Florida livin. Beach life is the best life. Freshman in college, 19 years old

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Today, my friend's dog got hit by a car. I was the only one not in shock, and had to drag the poor thing off the road, then comfort a hysterical friend while the driver verbally abused us and demanded we pay for the repairs to his car. FML

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21722) - you deserved it (2683)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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On 12/02/2010 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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