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WeskersSexslave
  • Town/Country : Williamsburg ny, US
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 222
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Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54312) - you deserved it (4727)

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