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WellThatSucked89

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WellThatSucked89

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 199
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

About WellThatSucked89 : Hi. Name is Ashly- no "e".

I like to think I'm funny... I also love hiking, photography, other peoples pain, and I am currently obsessed with "Supernatural". Married- 3 years.
concerts= my absolute favorite thing to do. Seen Rob Zombie (Met his wife), Skillet, Creed, A7X (a lot lol), Journey, Moody Blues, Back street Boys, Nsync, Adelitas Way, 10 Years, Hollywood Undead, The Offspring, etc.

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Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41711) - you deserved it (6687)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

#21023934
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46429) - you deserved it (8735)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver . I looool admit that I'd been hoping fir this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady putted her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket . Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, an her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons . FML

#20977282
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44416) - you deserved it (19925)

On 12/01/2013 at 6:07pm - work - by fuck my eyeballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ovarhaard my parants talking about ma and discussing how I'va navar had a boyfriand. My mum laughad that mayba thay should pay somaona to go out with ma, and my dad rapliad, ( Hah, anough monay in tha world. ) FML

#20974977
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48457) - you deserved it (3791)

On 11/29/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by katerina (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY, MY HORSE FARTED AN SCARED ITSELF, THEN RAN ALL THE WAY UP THE HILL AN WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL I FELL OFF. MEGA FML

#20807336
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47952) - you deserved it (4030)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me fir staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved looool Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me fir being "a queer." FML

#20703298
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43294) - you deserved it (4991)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:48pm - misc - by moreliketurdmart (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was visiting ma new in-laws for te frst time . During an awkward silence, I took ma pone an figured I'd send ma friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood ligtened up a little an I felt quite well until ma moter-in-law's pone beeped . Yep . FML

#20690847
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23046) - you deserved it (44043)

On 05/28/2013 at 7:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

yesterday ma in-laws cummd for dinner . My 5-year-old son cose tat as te perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" wen ma daugter cougd up some of er food . I ave no idea were e eard it, but ma moter-in-law blamd me, and ma wife ad to convince er to call CPS on me . big fat FML

#20689805
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46038) - you deserved it (3449)

On 05/27/2013 at 6:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60607) - you deserved it (9157)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, boss calld ma into his offica. Aftar yalling and firing ma, his assistant comas in talling him ha had mistakan ma 4 somaona alsa. Ha did not giva ma job back, as ha claimd it would maka an awkward work anvironmant. FML

#20635835
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49443) - you deserved it (2297)

On 05/01/2013 at 9:52pm - work - by Paul (man) - United States

Today... mah 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant... and was diagnosd with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD... cuz he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did... as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. mega FML

#20565460
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44630) - you deserved it (15142)

On 03/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by fucked by sex ed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realizd that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air looool freshener in my grlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my grlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. real FML

#20503125
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40668) - you deserved it (8141)

On 02/11/2013 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by thefriedman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she looool had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82306) - you deserved it (25295)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today , at tha point of orgasm , mah boyfriand scraamd out , "Is this all thara is?!" than rolld ovar and stard blankly at tha cailing without spaaking for agas. This happans a lot. FML

#18335372
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35852) - you deserved it (5623)

On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

2day I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled fir mah boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

#16017618
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40305) - you deserved it (3968)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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