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Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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On 12/22/2013 at 1:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML

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On 11/28/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by NotTellingYouMyName (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she felt that her puppy was lonely while we dated. FML

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On 07/09/2013 at 12:38am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML

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On 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by djxerxes9000 - Canada

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know..." FML

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On 06/29/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by friend (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML

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112 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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On 02/24/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by music man (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

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On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States



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