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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 January 1994 (21 years)
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About WelcomeToAndale : Big Fallout 3 & New Vegas fan.

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Today, I told my parents that what I'd really like for my 21st birthday is the 1865 edition of the Memoirs of Saint-Simon in 22 volumes that I found online for $200, and have been wanting for months. They laughed and said, "Yeah, right. We'll get you an iPhone and perhaps you'll become normal." FML


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On 02/01/2013 at 4:19am - misc - by HistoryFreak (woman) - France

Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML


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On 01/29/2013 at 5:56pm - health - by fatty milkshakes - United States

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML


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On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

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