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WearingHats

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1986
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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WearingHats's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML

#13635
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27540) - you deserved it (9489)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by woo. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47029) - you deserved it (8770)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13739) - you deserved it (25578)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28690) - you deserved it (4582)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version



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