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WearingHats
  • Town/Country : Fairfax, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1080
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57073) - you deserved it (4071)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

#35636
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML

#13635
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21710) - you deserved it (7596)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by woo. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
135 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version



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