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by lovelife / 09/27/2010 at 9:09am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by teardrops / 09/21/2010 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country. I survived climbing fatally steep mountains, white water rafting in a freezing glacier river, and a near bear attack. Despite all that, a badly thrown frisbee managed to split my eyebrow in half. FML
by Gabby125 / 09/18/2010 at 10:54pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm / Austria (Tirol) / Money
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
by Anonymous / 09/17/2010 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 2:02am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
by Haley. / 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by burnedboy / 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by life_sucks / 01/16/2010 at 1:46pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Animals
Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML
by edot / 01/15/2010 at 10:30pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
by toiletgirl / 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart… Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when… Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…