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Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
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On 08/09/2012 at 2:44am - intimacy - by rxcrs3 - United States
Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by FutureMarine3658 - United States (Utah)
Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States
Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)
Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)
Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got a flat tire on the highway. If that wasn't bad enough I had no spare in the car. By the time I got a ride to get a new tire, someone was nice enough to fix my air conditioning for me. They smashed out my window to break in. The doors were not locked. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Gearhead369 - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I got a flat tire on the highway. If that wasn't bad enough I had no spare in the car. By the time I got a ride to get a new tire, someone was nice enough to fix my air conditioning for me. They smashed out my window to break in. The doors were not locked. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Gearhead369 - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
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Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States
Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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