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WearingHats
  • Town/Country : Fairfax, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1464
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

#20010874
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20593) - you deserved it (1829)

On 08/09/2012 at 2:44am - intimacy - by rxcrs3 - United States

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

#20009342
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5485) - you deserved it (42369)

On 08/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by FutureMarine3658 - United States (Utah)

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

#20009332
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24524) - you deserved it (2674)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML

#20009222
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20789) - you deserved it (2085)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

#20006198
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7361) - you deserved it (28210)

On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML

#13375159
54 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML

#13375159
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27874) - you deserved it (2534)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, I got a flat tire on the highway. If that wasn't bad enough I had no spare in the car. By the time I got a ride to get a new tire, someone was nice enough to fix my air conditioning for me. They smashed out my window to break in. The doors were not locked. FML

Today, I got a flat tire on the highway. If that wasn't bad enough I had no spare in the car. By the time I got a ride to get a new tire, someone was nice enough to fix my air conditioning for me. They smashed out my window to break in. The doors were not locked. FML

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23143) - you deserved it (4165)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23143) - you deserved it (4165)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21192) - you deserved it (3115)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21192) - you deserved it (3115)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

#13145609
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27861) - you deserved it (4535)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47444) - you deserved it (3270)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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