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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1770
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About WeahNicole : Uhhmm.. I'm Leah! :D

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

#5286193
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (4933)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

#5230758
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44853) - you deserved it (2996)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:18pm - love - by misc (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML

#4833431
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13929) - you deserved it (41281)

On 08/26/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by diapermommy (woman) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

#1259503
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69740) - you deserved it (8074)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by snotface (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

#1259503
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69740) - you deserved it (8074)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by snotface (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

#234103
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55385) - you deserved it (17714)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)



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