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WeWalkIn1D

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  • Number of visits : 496
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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WeWalkIn1D's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45105) - you deserved it (3002)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30466) - you deserved it (6404)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

#20187648
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26712) - you deserved it (2597)

On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28352) - you deserved it (2025)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

#20175044
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12580) - you deserved it (25391)

On 11/23/2012 at 10:10am - animals - by Jeanna S. - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40549) - you deserved it (4323)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

#6727065
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (12944)

On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

#820879
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20298) - you deserved it (263866)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States



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