Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

WeAreAHurricane

Search for a member

WeAreAHurricane

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2568
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About WeAreAHurricane : Blah.

WeAreAHurricane's page activity

Visits<b>joelong97</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 2:03am<b>natassjad</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 12:04pm<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 5:17pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 2:23pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 12:36am<b>LatvianPride</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 4:51pm<b>123wrtif</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 7:43am<b>adamjcurryy</b> - the 05/09/2014 at 9:46pm<b>iluvFMLs15</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 11:53am<b>DomiLove</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 5:56pm<b>nubbles10</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 7:20am<b>deutschland129</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 12:38am<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/10/2014 at 12:45am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 12:58am<b>PsychoticAsylum</b> - the 12/16/2013 at 1:01am<b>Difync</b> - the 12/13/2013 at 7:19pm<b>cmac86</b> - the 12/12/2013 at 4:01am<b>michelleJ11</b> - the 11/29/2013 at 6:50pm

WeAreAHurricane's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of WeAreAHurricane's badges

WeAreAHurricane's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I ORDERD CHINESE FOOD . AS I APPROACHD THE RESTAURANT TO PICK IT UP, I TOOK OUT MY KEYS AN TRID TO UNLOCK THE FRONT DOOR . BY THE TIME I REALIZD MY MISTAKE, EVERYONE INSIDE THE RESTAURANT HAD NOTICD AN STARTD LAUGHING AT ME . BIG FAT FML

#19175931
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10834) - you deserved it (21017)

On 02/27/2012 at 4:58pm - misc - by Eric - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5493)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WAS GOING THROUGH ARPORT SACURITY. TRYING TO GAT THINGS OVAR AN DONA WITH QUICKLY, I DROPPAD MY PANTS WITHOUT A SACOND THOUGHT. TURNS OUT THAY JUST WANTAD MA TO RAMOVA MY SHOAS AN BALT. FML

#18936126
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7946) - you deserved it (30299)

On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I fell an sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear !! mega FML

#18904758
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24976) - you deserved it (5932)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today , I blushedhen a fortune cookie said ( You have the attitude of a winner!! ) My self esteem is so low!! FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (4365)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42840) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today , I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine , I gave her my handbag instead. FML

#18792975
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23724) - you deserved it (3822)

On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today , I spun a two year old upside down , in circles . She wasn't remotely dizzy . I threw up on myself . FML

#18785032
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18205) - you deserved it (9760)

On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today , mah older brother burst into mah bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi . FML

Taday I told mah mom I was going to a New Year's party . She told me to be back by midnight . FML

#18671764
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (3063)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he cummed back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML

#18628918
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24706) - you deserved it (2415)

On 12/27/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. All ma date would talk about was ow e was 'really is own best friend.' FML

#18614469
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (2771)

On 12/26/2011 at 7:11am - love - by SoccerBabe42 (woman) - Canada

Today I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage cuz I could see the stage fromherever I was stood. On the downside I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (3531)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I startd at my new waitressing job!! Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket!! My first customer askd me wat the other boob was calld!! FML

#18443540
99 comments

Today... ma parents bougt purity rings 4 ma twin broter an me 4 our birtday... an ad tem blessed by our priest. Neiter of us r virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42036) - you deserved it (10905)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: