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Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States
Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States
Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML
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Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 8:18am - misc - by jku (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 7:11am - love - by SoccerBabe42 (woman) - Canada
Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of
Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob’s called. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 7:26am - work - by boobywaitress (woman) - Australia
Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by swirkishly - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States
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