Search for a member

Offline (the 07/13/2015 at 5:59pm)



  • Town/Country : Clinton, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 December 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1064
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Way2Fast8 : I'm the black one in the middle

Way2Fast8's page activity

Visits<b>AHzulu</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 9:10pm<b>APoopVirus</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:35pm<b>FredMath</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 12:33am<b>Catcher7624</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 10:21pm<b>LeotheCat</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 11:19pm<b>perfect_heart13</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 8:23pm<b>Stripes12345</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 2:21pm<b>nightwalker52</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 7:12pm<b>taranoelr</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 10:48am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 8:19am<b>julia_adamec</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:02am<b>mcues84</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:45pm<b>skye147</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 12:36pm<b>imasexyburrito</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:32pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 9:46am<b>feven</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 5:18pm<b>logansouza</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 9:25pm<b>abNormal62</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:00am

Fucked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 3:10am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:20pm<b>julia_adamec</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:02pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:14am<b>MrSire</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 7:26pm<b>alwaysfails</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 12:34am<b>i_am_sir_awesome</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 8:13am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 12:48am<b>RA91</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 4:40pm<b>eeellliisssaaa</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 7:54am<b>rookie3311</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 2:40am<b>lisaint</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 7:18pm

Way2Fast8's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of Way2Fast8's badges

Way2Fast8's favorite FMLs

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

by qyx3lmnop24 / 12/20/2014 at 2:33am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML

by peak4u / 10/09/2014 at 5:42pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

by younggirl101 / 08/05/2014 at 12:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML

by lahiros / 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

by outsmartedbykids / 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm / Norway (Nordland) / Work

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm / Russian Federation (Moskva) / Intimacy

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out why the parents whose children I babysit use me so often and on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because their kids hate me, and me being around is their way of punishing them. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2013 at 10:41am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

by Pimpleeater / 12/20/2011 at 2:45am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Kids

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my grandma picked up the phone. It was a man asking to speak to me. Instead of giving me the phone she decides to hang up on him, thinking it was some guy trying to "get with me." It turned out to be the call I've been waiting all week for... a call from a huge company about a job offer. FML

by Unemployed / 09/21/2009 at 1:08pm / United States / Work

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

by Rosies / 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm / Intimacy