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Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5am, and the party was over. FML
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On 01/06/2009 at 10:58pm - misc - by takeiteasy - Sent from mobile version
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
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On 12/28/2008 at 4:50am - misc - by maxiflouf - Sent from mobile version
Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML
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On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version
Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version
Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML
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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version
Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML
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On 12/11/2008 at 7:21am - kids - by fataldisease - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML
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On 12/10/2008 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by AudreyUs - United States (California)
Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML
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On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version
Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML
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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML
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On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
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On 11/28/2008 at 1:30am - intimacy - by clash - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML
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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML
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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version
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