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Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)
Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)
Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version
Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)
Today, I got demoted at my job. Instead of working with patients, they want me to *file*. Thing is, I'm a VOLUNTEER! I work for them for free. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 10:44pm - work - by wasted_life - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by millzee - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version
Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)
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