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Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
21 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

#4051
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On 01/31/2009 at 10:04am - intimacy - by DDD - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

#3930
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On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

#3930
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On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

#3462
44 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
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On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

#2760
17 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the only guy who I ever thought liked me for my personality said he had something important to tell me. Later I got an e-mail from him saying he is "worried about me because I lack the skills to get along with other people." FML

#2741
9 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 8:32pm - love - by kai - United States (California)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
40 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I organized a romantic evening with one of my old squeezes in the hopes I may re-ignite something special. She showed up at 8 and told me she had to leave by 9. She was gone by 8:30. FML

#2715
13 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 5:56pm - love - by LDL - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

#2681
18 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Jacobro - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
44 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

#2482
43 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
63 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)



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