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  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

#21100
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On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

#17496
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77866) - you deserved it (4737)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm - misc - by Sal (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

#17489
14 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Bliss (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML

#14837
28 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by u_n0_mE - United States (Maryland)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

#14357
25 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by scatter00x (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

#14320
14 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by klee (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML

#12896
20 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 2:23am - misc - by paradox (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39552) - you deserved it (2745)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

#8388
38 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

#7876
39 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 11:44am - health - by Harejordan (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
31 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
33 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

#5588
60 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by Rachel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

#4484
61 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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