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  • Number of visits : 6106
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Water's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

by Noname / 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

by Sal / 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

by Bliss / 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML

by u_n0_mE / 02/08/2009 at 11:30am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

by DC / 02/08/2009 at 7:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

by scatter00x / 02/08/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Utah) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

by klee / 02/08/2009 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML

by paradox / 02/07/2009 at 2:23am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

by lonely / 02/05/2009 at 10:14am / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

by medstudent / 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

by Harejordan / 02/04/2009 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Health

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

by poisonhand / 02/03/2009 at 3:46am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

by Rachel / 02/02/2009 at 5:00pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

by SuperJesus / 02/01/2009 at 5:27am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Intimacy