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Waspinator1998

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Waspinator1998

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 664
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Waspinator1998 : "Welshite visited my page. Have I won this goddamn 'FML' game yet?" -Me

Yep, I'm an egotistical maniac who just quoted himself. Get over it.

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Visits<b>Ayezed</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 2:18pm<b>Taira_Yuzuki</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 1:02pm<b>Unkreative</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 7:47am<b>SlashingAverV2</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 12:59pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 1:09pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 3:26am<b>that_1_guy68</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 8:47pm<b>redraven88</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 9:43pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 10:46am<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 9:21pm<b>HunterSeabreeze</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 11:28pm<b>fmlmylife1826451</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 1:20am<b>Kahli21</b> - the 03/14/2014 at 12:59am<b>ChildRepellent</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 1:13am<b>uoeno</b> - the 03/04/2014 at 9:26pm<b>thomcmoore</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 8:07pm<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 2:52pm<b>GreenBeast</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 5:43pm

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Waspinator1998's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

Today, my 6-year-old brother showed me the "books" he's been writing for the past week. My parents, who are first-generation immigrants, want him to take the books to school to show everyone. My only problem with this? The main character's name is "Wanker". FML

#21195314
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36003) - you deserved it (3242)

On 07/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

#21174627
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46146) - you deserved it (22776)

On 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I collected my students' final essays. One of them submitted a printout of a screenshot he took with his phone. Too bad a browser address bar was still in the shot, along with a "click to read more" link at the bottom. My students are too dumb and lazy to even plagiarize properly. FML

#21148317
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42446) - you deserved it (4395)

On 05/22/2014 at 12:47pm - work - by What am I doing with my life? - United States (Colorado)

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

#21145745
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43798) - you deserved it (4304)

On 05/19/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by SmittyJA24 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41047) - you deserved it (15314)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

#21137819
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46576) - you deserved it (6074)

On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

#21137290
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48413) - you deserved it (4416)

On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

#21133762
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37701) - you deserved it (20041)

On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML

#21119041
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49570) - you deserved it (13792)

On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone, which I had left behind in lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years old." FML

#21113974
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38235) - you deserved it (11417)

On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

#21102694
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40157) - you deserved it (9481)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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