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Wasadasad
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, United States
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 58
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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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495 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105350) - you deserved it (5808)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6754) - you deserved it (46702)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
689 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62307) - you deserved it (11803)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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