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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML


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On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML


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On 03/12/2013 at 3:03pm - misc - by PhailedMidterm (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that just because you can't see dirt, it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me, and he uses my plates. FML


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On 02/14/2013 at 8:08pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML


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On 10/25/2012 at 5:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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