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About Wanda_Nevada : Well the names Hope. I have the occasional fml day. I'll post my mess ups when I have them :) well byee now :)
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Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
Friday 5 February 2016