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About WandaX : "People believe what they wanna believe" - Wanda X

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Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41896) - you deserved it (14507)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:41am - misc - by booger (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while texting my boyfriend, I noticed that he copies and pastes old messages so he doesn't have to write new ones. FML

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML


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On 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm - love - by ... cheers (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML


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On 07/16/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML


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On 07/15/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by nice one - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML


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On 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by WOW (man) - Kenya

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML


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On 07/12/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by ouch (man) - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML


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On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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