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Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
by booger / 07/18/2013 at 3:41am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by james52 / 07/18/2013 at 12:04am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by ... cheers / 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/16/2013 at 12:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2013 at 3:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
by nice one / 07/14/2013 at 1:51pm / United States (Tennessee) / Holidays
by WOW / 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm / Kenya / Miscellaneous
by ouch / 07/12/2013 at 3:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML
by Poowee / 09/18/2009 at 12:29am / United States (Alabama) / Animals
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