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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3863
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About WalnutGaming : Meh, nothing about me.

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Visits<b>billboob</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 2:35pm<b>tipperO1</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 2:11pm<b>capscapscaps43</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 9:22pm<b>dragons14y3r</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 7:30am<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 6:35pm<b>sydneysharp</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 10:39am<b>applejacksf</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 5:13am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 2:45am<b>Skulllily</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 1:45pm<b>noniwiththeshits</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:50am<b>PopcornTimes</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 6:05pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:21pm<b>raaron773</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Myeyesbleed</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 11:03am<b>GAJones4221</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 9:52am<b>alex_jaguara</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 8:06am<b>KappaTrappa</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:48am<b>awrigh19</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:39am

Fucked!<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 12:35am<b>sydneysharp</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 4:39pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 11:41am<b>andrmac</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 1:30am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 9:06pm<b>ilovemysonkalebj</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 5:40pm<b>Huzlers</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 5:19pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 2:11pm

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WalnutGaming's favorite FMLs

Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML

by lpspann87 / 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

by unfortunategeek / 12/23/2010 at 11:13am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

by ewmomew / 09/12/2010 at 12:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

by nothanks / 08/22/2010 at 9:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

by dammit / 08/10/2010 at 1:19am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML

by justsingle / 05/11/2010 at 4:56am / Philippines / Intimacy

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

by Anonymous / 03/08/2010 at 9:35am / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

by thewordsicantsay / 02/25/2010 at 2:05am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

by Fv-day / 02/14/2010 at 11:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML

by whathef???? / 02/13/2010 at 1:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

by Mills / 01/18/2010 at 6:49am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous