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Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML
by lpspann87 / 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by unfortunategeek / 12/23/2010 at 11:13am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by blah blah daddy / 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML
by ewmomew / 09/12/2010 at 12:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by nothanks / 08/22/2010 at 9:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
by dammit / 08/10/2010 at 1:19am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love
by justsingle / 05/11/2010 at 4:56am / Philippines / Intimacy
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2010 at 9:35am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
by thewordsicantsay / 02/25/2010 at 2:05am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Fv-day / 02/14/2010 at 11:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
by whathef???? / 02/13/2010 at 1:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
by Mills / 01/18/2010 at 6:49am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a…