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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 3567
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About WalnutGaming : Meh, nothing about me.

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Visits<b>dragons14y3r</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 7:30am<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 6:35pm<b>sydneysharp</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 10:39am<b>applejacksf</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 5:13am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 2:45am<b>Skulllily</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 1:45pm<b>noniwiththeshits</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:50am<b>PopcornTimes</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 6:05pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:21pm<b>raaron773</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Myeyesbleed</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 11:03am<b>GAJones4221</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 9:52am<b>alex_jaguara</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 8:06am<b>KappaTrappa</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:48am<b>awrigh19</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:39am<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 5:41am<b>raiinbowstar12</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 4:15am<b>tim374</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 3:38am

Fucked!<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 12:35am<b>sydneysharp</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 4:39pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 11:41am<b>andrmac</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 1:30am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 9:06pm<b>ilovemysonkalebj</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 5:40pm<b>Huzlers</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 5:19pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 2:11pm

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WalnutGaming's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

by U_U / 10/20/2013 at 3:20pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML

by nofriends / 10/19/2013 at 5:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

by Anonymous / 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML

by Anonymous / 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm / Belize (Belize) / Miscellaneous

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

by TeddyBearKiller / 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML

by iet_Wyrda / 10/04/2013 at 7:00pm / Animals

Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML

by CancerFdMyLife / 09/26/2013 at 9:50am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

by Madster15 / 09/15/2013 at 2:05am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

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Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2013 at 1:59pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

by fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo / 07/28/2013 at 12:23pm / United States / Work

Today, I was in a training about the newest changes in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression techniques and said she prefers "good, fast, hard pumping." I was the only one who snickered out loud, drawing several annoyed looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. FML

by Anonymous / 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I was small talking with an elderly man, who told me that nobody cares about him. Even though I had only known him for an hour, to try and make him feel a little better I told him I care about him. He then called me a creep, stomped his cane onto my foot, and walked off. FML

by 'creep' / 04/22/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

by anyonmus / 04/11/2013 at 8:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Animals

Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

by InfamousLastWord / 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML

by just physical / 03/17/2013 at 10:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love