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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 176
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Walk1ng_Trav3sty : awkward and morbid half bald chick

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Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML


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On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML


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On 12/03/2013 at 9:03pm - health - by supras (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML


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