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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 July 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Wakachulak : My grammar is porr. Bite me.

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Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML


Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

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